Two Corinthians

It's taken me some time but I've finally come up with a good "Two Corinthians " joke for Donald Trump. Consider: Two Corinthians walk into a bar. First Corinthian says to the second "Hey Bob where is the bathroom in this joint?"  Second Corinthian says, "Why?  You gotta epistle?"

I'll be here all week, so I'll be easy to find if you feel the need to punch me in the face.