Off the Mound

Jake Peavy, in a telephone interview yesterday said he is already throwing off the mound in preparation for the upcoming season.

THAT BETTER BE A EUPHEMISM FOR SOME INAPPROPRIATE MAJOR LEAGUE SCUMBAGGERY AND HIS ASS BETTER NOT BE PITCHING OFF THE ACTUAL MOUND SO CLOSE TO AN INJURY THAT LED THE HURLER'S SHOULDER TO TEAR ITSELF AWAY FROM THE REST OF HIS STUPID BODY!

I know the SOX have the potential to be a lot of fun with a lineup that is already being projected to score the most runs in baseball (according to the beta PECOTA predictions for 2011) - but they will be less fun if Peavy rushes to come back too quickly and blows himself up again all over someone's ball yard.

ewww, that was unnecessarily gross

In completely unrelated madness - - if Bush goes to Europe, gets arrested and is detained with wikileakes founder Julian Assange, the conversation might go a little something like this...

gBush: "Hey, yer the wikileaks guy right? You like 'em two at a time, I like 'em drunk *heh heh heh*"
JA: "That's a lie...well, the part about me anyway."
gBush: "So why don't you bust out a laptop or something and hack our way outta here Poindexter?"
JA: "It doesn't work like that."
gBush: "Well, can ya get us some weird Euro-porn?"

Good luck boys, you're gonna need it.