KO is OK
If the United States isn’t employing torture in the Middle East – how do we explain sending Rita Cosby and the WWE to Afghanistan?
Why do I know this? I’m grading papers and I’m too lazy to change the channel right away after Countdown ends. Yes, in this day and age where everyone has a wireless remote for their vibrating anal beads – I do not have a remote for my tv downstairs. I usually find myself listening to the first 10 minutes of that show and her voice is stuck in my head for the rest of the night…I’m pretty sure Ms. Cosby is the granddaughter of the “eeeeeYESSSSSSSSSSS!!!” guy from back in the 40’s or whenever. Or was that Mel Blanc…and is that how you spell Mel Blanc?
…but tonight KO interrupted the programming with a breaking news story. It was the plane that crashed through the gates, or walls at Midway and, I guess, went right into traffic. I don’t want to make light of this at all because it sounds like cars (or at least a car) was crushed – and there may’ve been someone inside that car. But KO did great – throwing MSNBC to the Chicago affiliate – then dealing with live information from a passenger on the plane – as well as some Chicago NBC newsperson – I have no clue who the local tv news people are – I’m a fool. They better pay the Bloggerman overtime.
PDawg asked me to say something about the little jabs I take at our beloved Supreme Court. I’m gonna spread this out. Let me give my first reason – which is my worst reason – 1.) BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE REALLY DOES. I think I wrote about some of this already – the way SC decisions are presented as if they were brought down from the mountain written on these 4…er, 3 tablets…what? Maybe more on this later…as I’m preparing for the Religion and the Constitution class…
YEAH – that’s my legitimate beef w/ the SC – when I teach a class like that – I have to read tons of opinions shoveled out by the 20th Century Court. That’s enough to make anyone (even a loveable chap like me) A BITTER FUCKING FUCK! If anyone can tell me what “emanations of penumbra of the 1st 5th and 9th Amendments” means – I’ll go down on them!
…maybe I won’t say more about this later. I’m scaring myself.
Saw a picture of Arlen Specter from a speech yesterday. I would say he looks better – but he kind of looks like James Woods. That can’t be better.
Oh, yesterday – Alex and I watched the Road Runner and Coyote for the first time. We laughed our butts off.
Why do I know this? I’m grading papers and I’m too lazy to change the channel right away after Countdown ends. Yes, in this day and age where everyone has a wireless remote for their vibrating anal beads – I do not have a remote for my tv downstairs. I usually find myself listening to the first 10 minutes of that show and her voice is stuck in my head for the rest of the night…I’m pretty sure Ms. Cosby is the granddaughter of the “eeeeeYESSSSSSSSSSS!!!” guy from back in the 40’s or whenever. Or was that Mel Blanc…and is that how you spell Mel Blanc?
…but tonight KO interrupted the programming with a breaking news story. It was the plane that crashed through the gates, or walls at Midway and, I guess, went right into traffic. I don’t want to make light of this at all because it sounds like cars (or at least a car) was crushed – and there may’ve been someone inside that car. But KO did great – throwing MSNBC to the Chicago affiliate – then dealing with live information from a passenger on the plane – as well as some Chicago NBC newsperson – I have no clue who the local tv news people are – I’m a fool. They better pay the Bloggerman overtime.
PDawg asked me to say something about the little jabs I take at our beloved Supreme Court. I’m gonna spread this out. Let me give my first reason – which is my worst reason – 1.) BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE REALLY DOES. I think I wrote about some of this already – the way SC decisions are presented as if they were brought down from the mountain written on these 4…er, 3 tablets…what? Maybe more on this later…as I’m preparing for the Religion and the Constitution class…
YEAH – that’s my legitimate beef w/ the SC – when I teach a class like that – I have to read tons of opinions shoveled out by the 20th Century Court. That’s enough to make anyone (even a loveable chap like me) A BITTER FUCKING FUCK! If anyone can tell me what “emanations of penumbra of the 1st 5th and 9th Amendments” means – I’ll go down on them!
…maybe I won’t say more about this later. I’m scaring myself.
Saw a picture of Arlen Specter from a speech yesterday. I would say he looks better – but he kind of looks like James Woods. That can’t be better.
Oh, yesterday – Alex and I watched the Road Runner and Coyote for the first time. We laughed our butts off.
posted by edP | 6:38 AM
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Rita Cosby.
Just typing out that name just made my anus clench and sent a cold chill up my spine.
Our nightly production involves Jenny grabbing the remote at 8:59, and me running around with my hands over my ears chanting "changeitchangeitchangeitchangeit...etc". At that point Jenny turns up the volume and forces me to say "Rita Cosby is my girlfriend" before she relinquishes control of the remote.
The Girl apparently went to an Ike Turner relationship seminar.
You wanna help Ike?!?
I'm Tina in this one.
Heh heh--Jenny sounds like she has mad skillz too--8:59PM sounds like good times over there, Josh, er Tina!
The Anus Clench is always an excellent radar for Stress or Annoyance--found myself clenching with many a co-worker back in the Easter Seals days.
I'm telling you, you can turn all that clenching into stress relief. Here's the proof.
Keep up the good work » » »
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