Tiny Tannic

Huzzah to the makers of Dreamcast's version of Hydro Thunder. Alex and I finally raced all the courses and all the bonuses and wound up in one last crazy race with a whole new array of boats from which to choose. He stuck with his favorite (Rat Hazzard) but I took a chance on Tiny Tannic and we were not disappointed. I jumped that sucker over the last ramp of this insane castle track, with the finish line in sight the Tiny Tannic landed wildly and beached itself in the middle of a graveyard.

The boy and I dropped our controllers and laughed our asses off. It was the only thing to do after seeing the sorry fate of the Tiny Tannic...run aground among the undead. God Bless you Siera and Willie L. for giving the boy your old Dreamcast. You have no idea how much fun it provides for my boy and the boy within me.

NOT THAT YOU SICK BASTARDS!