Caught and Unmanned

Busted by not one, but two men I know in the healthy-ish section of a fine DK Rock City grocery. I had a basket with lite balsamic vinaigrette, Organic Girl Hearts of Romain and fat-free garlic croutons. When one of my friends called me on this dippy shit I started rifling through the bottles of ready-to-go fruit smoothies and said, "Damn! I thought there wuz porn over here! Just a bunch of stupid, sissy drinks."

I think they bought it.

And once they were safely away I bought a delicious, soy-free protein supplement.