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Friday, February 12, 2010

n-OPA!

Things have gotten so bad for the Greek economy that the government has temporarily suspended the breaking of plates.

Ironically, sales of dishes for smashing made up 97.9% of GDP in that country so the Greek economy collapsed minutes following that decision.

In happier news, Iceland is offering package tours for deranged Bjork fans allowing them unprecedented access to the city where she spends much of the year, her home and her purse.

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