Soreness

Jake Peavy said he has been experiencing soreness in his shoulder ever since he started pitching earlier this month. That's funny, I've been experiencing soreness in my ass ever since he joined the team last year.

And not the good kind.

Peavy, you make my ass weary. I'm tired of you trying to be Throwy McThrowstoohard. Either get healthy or go somewhere and pound sand.

Maybe that will help you rehab.