Start Me Up a Startup

So in order to recoup my losses from investing so heavily in mercury-filled cross training shoes...

I thought they could make the ordinary man go faster and train better, not induce chest pains, dyspnea and hemoptysis!!!

I'm going to give readers of the blog a chance to be the first to invest with me on my new biomedical startup.

Who wants to get rich? Who wants to join me as I launch - Leechtech, the future of ancient medicine...TODAY

I know there are already places that offer medicinal leeches. There are several Internet sites as well, one even claiming they've been offering quality leeches since 1927. I don't know what they were using for an Internet back then but, whatever.

Here at Leechtech we only use the finest medicinal leaches, scraped off the belly of a chihuahua after she's been wading in the Kish. We are also in the process of genetically engineering leeches to be less icky.

If this craps out I'll go back to working on my Internet startup. I've been providing the world with quality polka for years. Soon I'll bring free dots to it as well, through my free dot generator at dot.com.

Leeches and free dots people, I am on my way back baby!

mmmmm, baby back ribs