On Paper

On paper, my beloved WhiteSOX look like the team to beat in the Al Central.

On paper they look like they are going to score more runs than any other team in MLB.

On paper their starting pitching staff seems mighty even without Jake "I'm Going to Throw So Hard that My Arm will Fly Off, Cross the Atlantic and Take out Muammar fucking Gaddafi All By its Damned Self" Peavy.

And I still think the damned Twinkies could run away with the division and leave the SOX and me...

...wiping our asses with that paper.

Stupid paper.