Two Words: Not Good

Is that a two word or a four word review? More on that in a matter of moments. Allow me to begin with more weighty matters...

My only thought on the weekend's "festivities" in New Jersey - I've been to Newark, WH is lucky nobody shot at her casket.

Poor dead broad.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Whittling down the options for the upcoming GaH show. If anybody could be considered a "whittler" of music it's me...and Flat & Scruggs.

...or is it Flats & Scruggs?

No, I think that's the Indigo Girls.

Sorry ladies

Baseball Prospectus has a feature that reviews each MLB team's farm system in 20 words or less. DeKalb resident and prominent baseball blogger Kevin Goldstein offered this up for my beloved WhiteSOX: "Two words: not good." The only review that was better and more parsimonious, "Shit sandwich."

Dammit! I'm not even to most insightful WhiteSOX blogger in DeKalb. Every decision I have ever made is wrong.

Decided to take 1/2 day on Tuesday to get my tax shit together. Also got up in the middle of the night to be the tooth fairy.

NOT THAT YOU SICK BASTARDS!