They're Saying Lou
...for now.
Sure the cubs' manager had a mini-tirade. Win, lose or draw there will be more and better from him to come. But in honor of today's post-game comments and in honor of the Liar who begins the Spring WILT by reminding us of a time when Earl Weaver was truly the voice of reason in baseball...
Here's a historic cubs rant from my youth.
Enjoy...
AND PRINT IT!
Sure the cubs' manager had a mini-tirade. Win, lose or draw there will be more and better from him to come. But in honor of today's post-game comments and in honor of the Liar who begins the Spring WILT by reminding us of a time when Earl Weaver was truly the voice of reason in baseball...
Here's a historic cubs rant from my youth.
Enjoy...
AND PRINT IT!
posted by edP | 7:02 PM
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I love that elia bit. Something happens when a MLB player puts on that uniform. They get plain stupid.
Pinella should be very pissed and the cubs better Z contract on hold because he is not pitching and not because they will get sold. The cubs should be 6-3 right now. They are just playing stupid and there is no excuse for any professional athlete to play stupid. They have been doing this their whole lives. It's not new to them. It's one thing to be overmatched, but these mistakes suck. F'ing Weurtz can't throw 56 feet. Pitchers can't field, OBP's suck. Blame it on the weather. Whatever. The other team is playing in the same conditions too. And I still have to read about Wood and Prior everyday. Let them go finally. It's 2007 not 2003. I have boycotted cubs game since May of 2005 because they do not win. If i can do it I am sure the rest of Cubdom can until they start winning.
Go, go Sox.
Whoa! Santi just threw out a"Go, go Sox."
AND PRINT IT!
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I just want the Sox to continue winning to keep the pressure on those un-lovable losers.
Although, Nellie Fox and Aparicio did not have their managers in anger like Lee or Lou.
Guillen has been angry for some time about some of his players.
Classic. Wait, that was fuckin' cock-suckin' classic.
Legend has it Lou got angry and punched the outfield fence one time in the minors. Then when Lou returned to his position in the outfield, the fence fell on him.
This isn't nice to say, but Lou is actually more articulate when he's going off on someone.
It's going to be a fun summer.
I think that's a fine thing to say oleKobe. Let's hope he can give the cubs and their fans some relief this summer...even if it is just comic relief.
So the press conference where Lee goes off is April 29th. The way the Cubs are playing, guys on first and third no outs and you can’t score! Are you fucking kidding me! I wanted to eat a gun.
I bet by the 29th we will have a Lou version of Lee. We can make it a anniversary thing where a Cubs manager give an F bomb speech in April.
Welcome to Hell Lou, Welcome to Hell. This is where even great baseball players go to collectively team suck.
I've got a feeling there is a MeatHead rant coming that will blow away anything Lous is capable of, and may rival the classic cub rant posted here...Good luck Mr. M
I almost got kicked out of the bar on Sunday. I went on a mini tirade when Barrets fucking ball foul. I thought for sure he had a walk off. I was feeling a glimmer of hope. Then it was promptly squashed and I threw a temper tantrum. I yelled, screamed, cussed and threatened at least two people who told me to calm down, to “Fuck off and if they feel froggy jump”
I then apologized and bought them beers. The last thing I need is some douche bag to start poking fun at me when I am really PISSED! Plus every one here asks me why I am a Cub fan. I really just want to tell people to kiss my shiny white ass. If I could fix the problem of being a Cub fan, don’t you think I would have done it by now.
When I have kids I will have to send them to live with my Brother in law for a couple of years. He is a Sox fan. It will be like back in olden times when you sent your off spring to your enemy to make them have a connection and stop the hate.
For me it will be to end the cycle of abuse. I hope I will love my child enough to not allow them to be a Cub fan.
I hope Lou is like that dude from Heroes. He will lose control and go nuclear and save all of our souls.
(Must be said in movie spy like voice)
“Blow up the Cubs save the world”
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