Pieces

How dare the World Champion Boston Red Sox try to include Coco Crisp in a trade for one of the best pitchers in baseball when our beloved WhiteSox are willing to offer their nothing-in-particular for the Carmines’ centerfielder.

Those other Sox have got some nerve.

WhiteSox fans pissed about the Angels acquiring Tori Hunter…forget about that shit. The Halos overpaid and if they didn’t the Dodgers were planning to do the same thing. There is still time for the nice Sox to get a guy in center w/out the desperation of overpaying for a thirtyandaging Aaron Rowand. I liked Coco Crisp as a backup plan. That seems to be slipping away.

The SOX have so many holes to fill after last year, there is no percentage in overspending for one player, even as important of a position as center. If they can’t land Crisp there is another.

Fucking great, Princess Leia will be playing center for the SOX come April.

My mood has been greatly lifted after today. Amazing what a good band practice and a nooner can do for a guy. When you’re on a losing streak the power of love and rock overcome all.

Those of you who are chagrined that I am still posting sports blogs here at the ajusted thing when DC started Killing for Sports let me say this…

I did more stupid sports over there in the form of a fond, fucked-up farewell to daredevil and douchebag…dare I say “douchedevil”? Evel Knievel.

May he rest in pieces.