Cold and Getting Colder
So Kenny W. missed out on Cabrera at the winter meetings. I don’t mind that the team I cheer for didn’t get that fat slob. I am worried because the team that got him and Dontrelle “the Rockette” Willis play in the Sox division. Well, Alex will be happy that his Tigers want to win NOW!
What is scary is the Royals could end up with more talent in the field come April if a few things pan out. The latest is they plan to put in a serious bid for Aaron Rowand. The Baseball Zeus suggested if that fails, the Royals might be willing to overspend for Andruw Jones.
Will the Cubs outbid the Padres, Dodgers and others for the services of Fukudome? If they do, I would be temped to make his the only cub jersey I would ever own. Grace & Beck I loved because they were big smokers and guys I would want to sit next to at a bar (they might not want to sit next to me but that’s not even a possibility with Beck unless there’s a bar in beerfart hell…waitaminute, they will have to have a bar in beerfart hell to keep it going and I will make my best effort to hell belly up to the bar with him)
What a bunch of longwinded shit from me! Point is, if the cubs get Fukudome I’ll be Eddie Woo Woo with my Fukudome jersey if for no other reason than the complete absurdity of it all.
What is scary is the Royals could end up with more talent in the field come April if a few things pan out. The latest is they plan to put in a serious bid for Aaron Rowand. The Baseball Zeus suggested if that fails, the Royals might be willing to overspend for Andruw Jones.
Will the Cubs outbid the Padres, Dodgers and others for the services of Fukudome? If they do, I would be temped to make his the only cub jersey I would ever own. Grace & Beck I loved because they were big smokers and guys I would want to sit next to at a bar (they might not want to sit next to me but that’s not even a possibility with Beck unless there’s a bar in beerfart hell…waitaminute, they will have to have a bar in beerfart hell to keep it going and I will make my best effort to hell belly up to the bar with him)
What a bunch of longwinded shit from me! Point is, if the cubs get Fukudome I’ll be Eddie Woo Woo with my Fukudome jersey if for no other reason than the complete absurdity of it all.


3 Comments:
Because you hate domes?
I think the Sox 2008 hopes are dashed.
Ed, post a picture of all that snow! Little Miss heard that there was 6 inches of snow in Chicagoland and basically would love to teleport herself there if she could... but since we can't (pout), post a pic of snow for us west coasters. The winter rains have started here. My students haven't really been outside for a couple of days and they're all going STIR CRAZY! (Equivalent pretty much to midwest late spring rains, highs in the mid to low 50's all day gray and drizzle.... that sort-of-cold humidity).
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