Cowman Sense

When in the course of human events some douche bag in Washington finds it necessary to tax the ass smells of cows, somebody’s got to get on their high horse and raise a big stink.

And my fellow Americans, that somebody is me.

Today the EPA wants to tax the emissions of cows. What’s next? Pigs? Dogs that like to drink beer? Meat Loaf?

See where I am going with this? As we move up the food chain it is not too long before we get to me and then actual humans. It is time for a new Boston Angus Tea Party. Who the fuck is with me? I say at midnight tonight me and a coalition of the drinking should tip some cows, ass first into the mighty Kish.

That’ll show those damned British in Congress that we have the inalienable right to take in the sweet and warm odors wafting from farm fields across his great land of ours.

Just wait until I tell Willie Nelson about this shit. After he’s done reaming out those fat cats in Washington for bailing out the automobile industry by taxing the nation’s cow butts…he’s never gonna have to pay taxes again…

As if he ever did.

Sic Semper Cow Anus!