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Monday, December 15, 2008

Lame Duck

- I don't think so.

al-Maliki: “They’re not throwing shoes Mr. President, they’re saying boo.”
gBushy: “Thanks Nouri, but everybody saw the dude throw the shoes.”
al Maliki: “Well that was a pretty swift duck by you Mr. President.”
gBushy: “After 8 years of dodging questions from Helen Thomas, this was nothing.”

Of course, if our president was an educated man he would have picked up one of the shoes, started banging on the podium and said, "Lookit me everybody! I'm Nikita Krushchev...heh heh heh..." POUND POUND POUND "We will break you!...heh heh heh Oh waitaminute, we already did. My bad."

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