After Midnight

Alex's mouse, Midnight died last night. Cause of death? The boy offered the following theory...

Alex: "Maybe Cookie snuck downstairs and gave Midnight a heart attack."
Me: "You think so?"
Alex: "It's possible."
Me: "That bitch."
Alex: "Mom! Dad called Cookie a 'B'!"
Me: "D'oh."

We are all sad, sad, sad at the passing of our little rodent.