I Cut My Eye

Somehow managed to cut my eye, or just below my eye while shaving. I knew I was uncoordinated but this looks bad...even for me. What should I say when people ask me what happened?

I'll say that Kim hit me.

Now that that problem's solved I can think about how much I did not accomplish this weekend.

There...that's better.

Alex and I purchased a Sunday Football Feast from Tom and Jerry's. Then we watched the Cardinals feast on bear meat.

mmmmm...delicious bear meat.

Sorry Bear fans.

I'm not going to defend Ron Turner, because...um why would I? But I will stand by what I have said in the past. He's not their biggest problem. Lovie is a man and took over the defensive play calling...because it's his defensive scheme they have been running...or his version of the Dungee Tampa thing. He knows it hasn't worked the way it should (really since Tommie H's injury in 2006). It relies on defensive linemen who can get to the quarterback without a lot of blitzes. The coverage scheme...especially on 3rd down doesn't work when you have to bring guys out of coverage to pressure the quarterback.

See Devin and everyone else who thinks I don't know jack about baseball. I know even less about football. Where was I going with all this?

This should be the beginning of the end of Lovie Smith and his regime. Nice guy. Crappy defense, at least for the Bears.