Newton's Something Law of Mouth Motion
The holidays remind me why I like the stupid blog and why I feel more comfortable communicating through any means other than sitting on a couch and talking. It is not the people around me. They are good people. Family, friends...but during the holidays so much more time is spent talking that I know I am going to say something stupid, insensitive or just plain mean.
I don't know, maybe I am all three of these things. I hope I'm not just plain mean. I hope it is just that my mouth, once it begins moving remains in motion until another force stops it.
A punch in the face might be the most suitable force some days.
Had a good time at the Old Dog's thing last night.
NOT THAT YOU SICK BASTARDS!
Pizza, beer, video games and Billa brought some killa rye whiskey. Delicious. ChrisB learned that he should never do a good deed in my presence...especially one that involves bringing food to the elderly.
The boy told me on the way home, "I love hanging out with your friends."
Then proceeded to explain to me the whole "Mam's boy" reference he made at the end of the party. Stupid carney strong man game. He's always reminding me of that shit.
Back to my initial thought, I am putting myself on notice that I have started out enjoying the first few family/friend get-togethers this holiday season. I need to either carry on and appreciate what I have or stop bitching about it. Starting....
now.
I don't know, maybe I am all three of these things. I hope I'm not just plain mean. I hope it is just that my mouth, once it begins moving remains in motion until another force stops it.
A punch in the face might be the most suitable force some days.
Had a good time at the Old Dog's thing last night.
NOT THAT YOU SICK BASTARDS!
Pizza, beer, video games and Billa brought some killa rye whiskey. Delicious. ChrisB learned that he should never do a good deed in my presence...especially one that involves bringing food to the elderly.
The boy told me on the way home, "I love hanging out with your friends."
Then proceeded to explain to me the whole "Mam's boy" reference he made at the end of the party. Stupid carney strong man game. He's always reminding me of that shit.
Back to my initial thought, I am putting myself on notice that I have started out enjoying the first few family/friend get-togethers this holiday season. I need to either carry on and appreciate what I have or stop bitching about it. Starting....
now.
posted by edP | 7:25 AM
2 Comments:
I still feel bad that nobody came and got me to chip in for the bill. (We all have our moments of social retardation.)
Alex and I did get to race cars (pretty sweet) and, looking over his shoulder, it seems that he inherited your driving genes. That said, it was a close race.
Chris you more than paid the bill by buying that other pizza. I should be thanking you
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