Lowe's - Let's Get Angioplasty Together

This week the home improvement juggernaut purchased bulk heart/health care from the renowned (or at least seriously “nowned”) Cleveland Clinic. By purchasing in bulk, Lowe’s employees have a variety of heart care treatments available to them at prices significantly below the going rate for such procedures out there in the health care marketplace.

I don’t know what the implications of this are…seems like an interesting experiment and definitely worth trying so long as folks at Lowe’s don’t start stroking out left and right. Incidentally, fuck Lowe’s! I’ve got Trixie at the Do-It Center.

There is no entendre in the sentence above…the gal who owns the Do It Center in our town is named Trixie and we all love her.

Maybe my work will consider purchasing bulk psychiatric care. Allow me to submt the following conversation:

Boss: “How are you doing today ed?”
Me: “Just another day in paradise Mr. Craig."
Coworker: “Freezing paradise.”
Me: “No one said it would be perfect.”

…uh…