Get This Truck Offa Me

Z to the pen? And he's not even the closer, he's the 8th inning guy? I know it is only baseball but I almost drove off the road when I heard the news. When Matt Thorton's agent hears that a big dork with a $90 million contract and so-so stuff is a set up guy, he's gonna want to renegotiate.

I wondered to myself what Sweet Lou's former mangager, the late, drunk Billy Martin would think of the ongoing opera that has defined Pinella's time on the northside.

Then I wondered if Billy Martin's last words were, "Get this pickup truck offa me!"

Then I almost drove off the road again.

Karma keeps creeping closer and closer to my dumb ass.