Who Shot What in the What Now?

American cyclist Floyd Landis (who?) admitted his "systematic use of drugs" to the Wall Street Journal.

At least he had a system.

Look I don't know much about these fake sports like international bike riding, derivative trading, the Olympics or any of that shit, but if the Tour De France wants my hard earned dollars (while they're still worth something) they should give the already doped-up creeps on bikes acid. Then maybe I'll flip over to watch those douches ride through the Pyrenees.

I'll have to get some acid too if they want me to care.