Quik Hitz on Da Newz
Headline: NORTH KOREA TESTS MISSILE THAT CAN REACH ALASKA
Question: Are they targeting our oil reserves in Anwar?
Headline: PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN MEXICO TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Question: Will the loser sneak across the border and try to run for president here?
Please?
Headline: JONBENET’S MOTHER DIES
Question: Is someone trying to take out this family, one member at a time?
Headline: STAR JONES LEAVING THE VIEW
Question: Will she eat Rosie as revenge?
Not that you sick bastards.
…and I’m out.
Question: Are they targeting our oil reserves in Anwar?
Headline: PRESIDENTIAL RACE IN MEXICO TOO CLOSE TO CALL
Question: Will the loser sneak across the border and try to run for president here?
Please?
Headline: JONBENET’S MOTHER DIES
Question: Is someone trying to take out this family, one member at a time?
Headline: STAR JONES LEAVING THE VIEW
Question: Will she eat Rosie as revenge?
Not that you sick bastards.
…and I’m out.
posted by edP | 6:59 AM
13 Comments:
Can I eat Star Jones?
Yikes!
1. No. They are trying to start the war we should have started in '02.
2. Yes and No. He will come but he will work at Hardee's and make way more than he would have as president of Mexico.
3. Yes. And his name is either cancer or daddy.
4. No. After her stomach surgery she will only be able to eat Joan Bayhar's (sp?) shit which will be force fed to her via the airwaves each weekday.
Well played Michael K.
Ed, you're a grossie!
What's a grossie?
1. Maybe. Regardless, we should now offer it back to Russia.
2. I like Mike's idea.
3. They'd better do it quickly, because I'm sick as shit of hearing about them.
4. Ew.
By the way, my comment was intended to be read in the voice of John McLaughlin.
J.M. - "Michael K! Iran: what effect will the North Korean missile launches have on efforts to contain THEIR nuclear ambitions?!!!!"
A gross-y.
Gross with a fun, whimsical, affection "y" added at the end.
But actually, I think it's that Grant Miller who is the grossie as he's the one who wants to eat Star.
Cannibal.
Should have been "affectionate."
Me: Well, John, they will learn how better to fire a missile that is named for a type-o-dong (serioulsy, that's how it is pronounced).
J.M.: I love a good dick joke but you are wrong! They will continue to test missiles until they are given the fiscal assistance they so desperately need without openly having to ask for it.
Me: I like my answer better.
Me: Well, John, they will learn how better to fire a missile that is named for a type-o-dong (serioulsy, that's how it is pronounced).
J.M.: I love a good dick joke but you are wrong! They will continue to test missiles until they are given the fiscal assistance they so desperately need without openly having to ask for it.
Me: I like my answer better.
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