Hip If It Kills Me

I have got to learn more about my celebrities. A few months ago someone left a comment about Katie and Tom and I asked Kim who that was and why the person was so pissed off about them…She said “Tom is Tom Cruise dumbass!” I said “Who is Katie? Katie Curic?” My poor wife just buried her head in her hands.

Now thanks to KO and Countdown I can bone up on my celeb news daily. To those of you who know this stuff, you can test my fire as I take my first baby steps into the world of dishing the glitterati dirt. Let me know if this stuff is fire (Am I using fire correctly? I’ve got a feeling that I am already fucking up here).

1. Brittney can’t afford a car seat for Baby Fire.
2. Ben Affleck isn’t that famous anymore because I don’t know who his girlfriend is.
3. Tom (Cruise) is mad because his baby was only offered $3 million
4. Bradjoli Baby got 4 mildo.
5. If you are famous, you have to try to have a famous baby, give the baby a stupid celebrity baby name, and then people will forget about the famous baby.

ok, it’s a start. I think if I was a celebrity, the stupid-celebrity-baby name I would give my kid would be Shiner. Alex better thank God my screen test was crappy. The guy with the liquor and GoJo said it was a screen test. Yeah there were no cameras or anything but he said they were hidden to make everything feel more natural.

Joe Franklin raped me.

Sorry.

Great post by Ms. Aquanmanski! She is a good Cubs fan and a good baseball fan. Her baby brother can whip most of our asses at baseball (maybe with the exception of the Sultan and his bro). I want to say this in all seriousness – I will make good on the deal to go to Wrigley sometime this summer but I’m not taking my kid. Something bad is going to happen there…I can feel it. I’ve never gone to Wrigley and I am not going to back out on my promise to Mr. Lying McLiesAlot. I actually am more curious to go than ever before. I have never liked Wrigley…never thought it was a beautiful park even when the old new SOX park was so damned ugly and blue seated. I’ve been watching so much Cubs baseball this summer because it has been like watching one of those reality shows. Going to a game would make this weird season of watching shit complete. But please Trix and others who have been saying how Alex has to go to a Cubs game to see that place and have that experience – forget it. No he doesn’t, at least not this year. Alex doesn’t want anything to do with the Cubs. He’s a Tigers fan and he kinda likes the SOX (mostly just individual players) because Daddy always watches the SOX. Actually, Alex got a little chippy at Twins the other nice. He knew there was no SOX game on (we usually eat on the SOX side at Twins…very diplomatic they have Black on one screen and Blue at the other end of the bar). By the way, anyone thinking of calling DCFS, Twins is as much restaurant as bar and it’s a family joint. But anyhow, the Cubs game was on and Alex asked our waitress if they could turn off the Cubs and put on the Tigers, adding “They’re in first place you know.”

On the upside I got a par on number 7 at the Buena Vista last night. It is great golfing in the wet grass. It’s not great for my game but I love the way the rain feels on everything. We have good news on the KJ family front and we are very grateful to God and modern medicine.

Excited. Friday I am finally going to Larry’s to make more breather review copies. I also have to talk to ChrisB about getting the Me Drive Car artwork. I’ve got a 21 track thing to give away to friends etc while we are figuring out how to finish our record. I’ve had a blast compiling these tracks. I better play it for the fellas before I get too geeked up. Cousin Mike e-mailed and there is a new floating Basement track for garageband. I’ll be posting some of the entertaining reviews here.