Parenting Made Something
It took a little prodding this morning to get Alex to brush his teeth. We like to screw around when we do anything at my house. We got off task and I tried to get him back on task in a happy/slightly barky sort of way…
Me: “Alex, get yer butt in here and brush your teeth!”
Alex: “Aw but Dad…knights never had to brush their teeth.”
Me: “Yeah, well look at them now. They’re all dead.”
Teeth were brushed with great vigor this morning.
Me: “Alex, get yer butt in here and brush your teeth!”
Alex: “Aw but Dad…knights never had to brush their teeth.”
Me: “Yeah, well look at them now. They’re all dead.”
Teeth were brushed with great vigor this morning.


4 Comments:
Cliff Richard never brushes his teeth.
Neither does Keith Richards
I fondly rember when my old man said to me...
"You fucking crying? I'll give you something to cry about."
I use the "They're all dead" argument a lot on my kids. They've yet to figure out a way to beat it.
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