Cash and Carry
I can't make this shit up. The 700 billion dollar douchebag give away has been put in the hands of this dude.
Apparently, bailing out the economy is going to require rocket surgery.
Our esteemed Treasury Sec Paulie Walnutz must be freaking out going "We are so fucked! We are so fucked! Only a rocket scientist can save us now!" And we all thought the Bush administration hated science.
Where is Wernher von Braun when we need him?
Apparently, bailing out the economy is going to require rocket surgery.
Our esteemed Treasury Sec Paulie Walnutz must be freaking out going "We are so fucked! We are so fucked! Only a rocket scientist can save us now!" And we all thought the Bush administration hated science.
Where is Wernher von Braun when we need him?
posted by edP | 5:47 AM
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Meat Head will fix puny economy.
Meat Head no think it require rocket brain surgery
MEAT HEAD SMASH!
Meat Head has an even better idea. Let’s talk the government into giving us 85 billion dollars. Then lets put the CEO we throw under the buss for a 1 million bucks a month on retainer as a, wink wink, private consultant. We will give the new CEO a 5 million dollar bonus for pulling it off. Then fly all the top performers out to a spa for a week for 700k kick ass vacation.
And people call me stupid. I say we throw these arse clowns in prison. Not fun white collar prison either. Full blow rape you in the ass and toss a salad to survive prison. I bet after the first 20 to 100 of these idiots we throw in the can.
We can even make it reality TV and interview them on how there week went. I would watch that.
What say we start prospecting? Maybe we'll get clemency.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_and_Carry_(1937_film)
I'm with you. Now let's get the tools.
What tools?
The tools we've been using for 20 years
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