There's No "I" in Illinois

uh, waitaminute...

Our state is 4-billdo in the hole while our beloved Governor faces serious corruption charges…serious EVEN FOR AN ILLINOIS GOVERNOR!

We are dealing with some shit here in the Land of Lincoln, which by the way, until we get it all straightened out we should change the license plates (made by our governors) to read LAND of STINKIN’ -

- or perhaps LAND of a THOUSAND CHARGES

But that is neither here nor there (although I guess it is mostly “here”)

I think I might be able to solve our State debt before it gets any worse. The Feds should (out of sympathy for the plight of our Commonwealth) allow me to cut the recordings that will send Ol’ Roddy Bastard up the river. If I mix that shit up with some sick beats (and most things I am involved with are sick on some level) I’d release it as a record with all proceeds going to the outstanding debt and pray that Illinois is still solvent when my beautiful bride retires. One member of our family deserves to retire after a lifetime of public service and it sure the fuck ain’t me.

Here are some tracks I am already working on for:

PUTTIN’ da ILL in ILLINOIS

1. These Bleepin’ Rhymes are Bleepin’ Valuable (I Ain’t Givin’ Them Away)
2. Liar Liar (You Wuz Wearin’ a Wire)
3. Pay 2 Play…this track
4. Not on Death Row Because of the Other Governor
5. O.P.P. “Other Peoples Pensions”
6. Fire ‘dem Bitches at da ‘Bune
7. Don’t Hate My Haircut
8. I Like Big Bribes
9. UNREDACTED

…and so the fuck on.

On a serious note, Illinois winters bite the big one. This song makes me feel like it is summertime somewhere. Enjoy.

Anyone looking for exclusive pics of our next U.S. Senator, Lobsterdog, see yesterday's post.