I Pledge Allegiance to the Pledge

My head is doing some weird, weird stuff. I don't think it's necessarily bad but I've got to establish a bit more cranial order, if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean?

Well then I wish to hell you'd explain it to me.

Sorry.

One thing I do know is I am sick and damned tired of all the pledges certain politicians think they need to take

The Tax Reform Pledge

The Pro Life Presidential Pledge

The Iowa marriage pledge

I'm so sick of this shit I vow to only vote for candidates who take the following pledge;

"I pledge not to take any pledge other than the Pledge of Allegiance and I will only take that one if I can define "indivisible" without looking at one of my staffers...and I will not even use Pledge on my desk, whatever office I hold as that shit can get a little stinky."

Lemony-freshness my sweet ass!

Alex and Kim went to the OF tonight. I stayed home, wrote, listened to a cool Don DeLillo interview while watching the WhiteSOX chase Jason Verlander and beet his damned Tigers 8-2.