We Were Nine Dead Asses Away

Mitt Romney won the Iowa caucuses by 8 votes. That just proves Iowa is far more civilized than Illinois could ever hope to be. Nothing in the Land of Lincoln Fucked Over by Blago could be settled by 8 votes without a fistfight or at the very least some campaign bigwig screaming at a pale and sweaty underling, "Couldn't you have possibly gone out and dug up nine more dead asses for me?!?!?!"

Shopping, hoops practice for the boy, rotisserie chicken dinner (the food was meh but the company, divine) editing continues on TINAM.