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Monday, February 13, 2006

Oh Those Wacky Veeps

What’s with vicePresidents shooting people? First Burr pops a cap in Hamilton’s ass – now this. I wonder if the smell of deer urine made d Chain get all feral and start blasting away…

I’m bummed out. The fB track GONNA TELL ON YOU is rising in the garageband rankings. Don’t people know crap when they hear it? It was so much more exciting to be dead last.

8 Comments:

Blogger DC Liar said...

Did you catch the Scott McClellan press conference on this today? It was fucking brilliant - I wish I could have Tivoed it.

It played out like an absurdist sketch-comedy skit.

10:41 AM  
Blogger edP said...

and this was different from his other press conferences how...?

10:47 AM  
Blogger DC Liar said...

This one was different because THE VICE PRESIDENT SHOT A LIVING HUMAN BEING. Same song and dance, but with questions like: Reporter: "So, you're telling us that the White House press office didn't learn that the Vice President shot a man until 22 hours after the fact?"
SMcC: "You'll have to check with the VP's office on that one."

Fucking priceless.

10:58 AM  
Blogger edP said...

I'm not sure why America is so upset over this. After all, our beloved Dick shot a lawyer. I'm thinking of naming a street after him.

6:23 PM  
Blogger edP said...

Well played Mr. Old Dog. Once again proof that you did not go to Yale - and have no shot at being president.

6:24 PM  
Blogger edP said...

...but you always have a chance to be shot at by the...oh forget it

6:25 PM  
Blogger olddogdk said...

I'm just sad that someone else has already made a parody song called, "Cheney's Got A Gun".

6:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enjoyed a lot! »

4:18 PM  

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