Same Jerk, Different Day
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beautiful
safely
kindness
finally
spotless
worthless
illness
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daily
suddenly
Bears win the season finale. If they do not fire Lovie (who is a nice man) and hire someone like Bill Cowher I am not going to talk about the current organization until preseason next year. It doesn't mean I won't love them or show Alex the old timey NFL Films it just means there is nothing to talk about profootball wise in Chicago. The Tampa Two is what it is, even when the players are healthy. Cowher makes the most sense from an organizational and business perspective cuz they will not fire the GM and the president of football operations. The jutted-jawed one can get what he wants or make the Bears look like they are trying while they figure out how to replace the boobs in the front office.
Ahhhh, that's it for that. I know the world mourns the loss of my football thoughts. So it goes.
Mass at St Mary's Sunday. Too disorganized to get to 10:15 at Newman. I heard the phrase "ah ha moment" and I think that qualifies as heresy or blasphemy. At the very least, the use of this phrase may bring with it a lawsuit from Opah (misspelling intentional so she doesn't sue my blog).
What else?
Pam convinced Michale and Alex to lick a metal pole outside in the super Illinois cold. After Alex complained numerous times about how much his tongue hurt we had this conversation...
Me: Why did you put your tongue on the pole?
A: Pam told me to.
Me: Why did you do this, just because Pam said?
A: No. She dared me and said she'd give me $20
Me: Why did Michael put his tongue on the metal?
A: Pam said she'd give him $20 too
Me: And did any money change hands?
A: No.
Me: What have we learned here?
A: Don't put my tongue on anything just because Pam dares me or promises me money.
Me: Good.
A: What if I want to put my tongue on something outside in the cold?
Me: I think it's a pretty safe bet that you shouldn't do that in wintertime.
A: What about in summer?
Me: Let's not have any outside licking, in any weather, without asking me first, ok?
beautiful
safely
kindness
finally
spotless
worthless
illness
helpful
daily
suddenly
Bears win the season finale. If they do not fire Lovie (who is a nice man) and hire someone like Bill Cowher I am not going to talk about the current organization until preseason next year. It doesn't mean I won't love them or show Alex the old timey NFL Films it just means there is nothing to talk about profootball wise in Chicago. The Tampa Two is what it is, even when the players are healthy. Cowher makes the most sense from an organizational and business perspective cuz they will not fire the GM and the president of football operations. The jutted-jawed one can get what he wants or make the Bears look like they are trying while they figure out how to replace the boobs in the front office.
Ahhhh, that's it for that. I know the world mourns the loss of my football thoughts. So it goes.
Mass at St Mary's Sunday. Too disorganized to get to 10:15 at Newman. I heard the phrase "ah ha moment" and I think that qualifies as heresy or blasphemy. At the very least, the use of this phrase may bring with it a lawsuit from Opah (misspelling intentional so she doesn't sue my blog).
What else?
Pam convinced Michale and Alex to lick a metal pole outside in the super Illinois cold. After Alex complained numerous times about how much his tongue hurt we had this conversation...
Me: Why did you put your tongue on the pole?
A: Pam told me to.
Me: Why did you do this, just because Pam said?
A: No. She dared me and said she'd give me $20
Me: Why did Michael put his tongue on the metal?
A: Pam said she'd give him $20 too
Me: And did any money change hands?
A: No.
Me: What have we learned here?
A: Don't put my tongue on anything just because Pam dares me or promises me money.
Me: Good.
A: What if I want to put my tongue on something outside in the cold?
Me: I think it's a pretty safe bet that you shouldn't do that in wintertime.
A: What about in summer?
Me: Let's not have any outside licking, in any weather, without asking me first, ok?
posted by edP | 2:25 PM
2 Comments:
"Me: Let's not have any outside licking, in any weather, without asking me first, ok?"
I think this goes on the list of "Things I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say."
If I actually kept such a list, it would be verrrrrry long by now.
I actually thought someone might have to say this to me...now the tables have turned
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