Bye Bye Magic Birdie

Magic Johnson and Larry Bird's rivalry is coming to the Broadway stage! If I'm in charge of casting it's Don Cheadle and Dana Carvey playing the leads, dialogue by David Mamet and music (again) by Bono and the Edge...or maybe Bono and me (The Ed) since the poor fucking Edge must be totally embarrassed by Spider-Man.

Why else would a grown-ass man always be wearing a stocking cap?

The name of this masterpiece: "Bye Bye Magic Birdie"

It's really the worst idea I've had since the last one I had.