Jasper

I’ve got another crazy theory…

I’d like to think that after our favorite dick told g bushy about his hunting adventure, the prezzz responded: “You shot who in the what now?”

Loving the new mix tape Mr. J sent so thank you babycakes.

Enough of these pointless shoutouts.

Actually I would like to hear a meaningful, socially relevant shoutout.

This will NOT be one.

Let me send a shoutout to those who force feed hunger strikers before returning them to open air cells. Once again, this is an area in which I should not be commenting – because I am an ignorant piece of crap – but I am also an American so that shouldn’t stop me.

I’m not sure how stopping someone from starving themselves to death is torture. One thing I am sure of, the Untied Nashunz should find other ways to spend their time - like considering the human rights violations following the re-release of the first two floatingBasement albums on CD. Look, I am no supporter of Operation What the Hell Are We Doing Here? – which has diverted so much of our attention and treasure away from Agstan and the pursuit of Mr. O. Been Missing (thank you Al Sharptown wherever you are). But as far as the enemy combatttttants from Afghanistan go – that’s a different kettle of fish. Do I think it is possible that the military made some mistakes and apprehended people who were not directly aiding the degenerate regime and those they harbored in Astan?…Sure. But bringing all the prisoners to American soil by virtue of other dipshits ordering us to do so) – giving misguided protestors the opportunity to offer succor to the bastards in there who DID support the t-ban and the cocksuckers they harbored – no way.

By the way – I understand that I am being a total fucking hypocrite here…from the point of view of my faith not only should I want to forgive the hard core t-ban supporters – I should make it my business to lend some support to those imprisoned (justly or unjustly)…

“I was in an open aired cell and you didn’t come visit me…”

But this may be one of those areas where I fall short – where this world (and it’s opinions, it’s desire for revenge, or short of that – mean self-preservation) – has got the best of me (literally).

Wait – I don’t have to be a hypocrite here…I can be a sophist. Check it out: All I’m arguing is – the Untied Nashunz is full of shit and it has no business arbitrating this kind of thing. (yeah right) – They want the enemy kombattantz moved – why don’t we extradite them to, say…France.

Yeah – there’s a special level of hell waiting just for me.