Dewey Defeats Putin

Russian election results are in. I guess I'll have to throw away my early edition of the Chicago Tribune that says: "Dewey Defeats Putin"

Boy they've got a shitty correspondent over there. The reason? One word: vodka.

Sorry. That's my reason.

Actually I don't drink vodka since I've become a less dangerous drunk. Bully for me. I suck

Finished organizing my oh so exotic tax papers and called NK. Hopefully we can get together tomorrow

NOT THAT YOU SICK BASTARDS!

If my tax guy can't deduct it, he's not interested.