The Art of Science

Alex: "This cell project is going to be good...but it might not be pretty."

Enroll Out

Maybe http://healthcare.com  should just upload all our information from the NSA servers and enroll everyone at once.

Unconstitutional Shit

 

I hate kids as much as anybody but this looks like some pretty unconstitutional shit right here.

Damnation Orientation

Just figured out what Satan will say to me on the first day I spend in Hell: "Sit down...over by the brimstone, shut the fuck up and whatever you do - don't even think about starting a band with any of the other assholes down here."

How Do You Spell NSA?

Edward Snowden also warned wikileaks of typos and improper word usage in NSA surveillance programs.

Air King

The government's been re-opened less than a day and already I gotta pay a quarter for air?!  To an Air King???  Ted Cruz was right, this deal stinks.