Enceladus

Bubble scrubbing for life in the plumes

Which One of These Boats Will Take Me to Sloppy Joe's?

The String

She winds
The thing
She thinks
She needs
To sleep

She needs
The time
To sleep
To breathe
To find

To find
The thing
She thinks
She needs
To sleep

She needs
The time
To sleep
To find
The thing
She needs
To sleep

Now to Do a Little Business in Florida

Time to Get a New Spa Timer

You Boys and that Rat Ain't From Around Here

Cookie Leaves a Souvenir for Kentucky

No Butts

No butts, be they dog or cigarette were left unsniffed on Cookie's trip through the South

Pointless Anger

I am pointlessly angry at your pointless anger

I Could Set My Watch

I could set my watch by the timeliness of certain absurdities

Fucko

Unintentionally found out today that I have FICO score of 812. And I didn't even study!

Is This a Dog Toy...

...or something from Tremors 

Mirror, Mirror...Bark at Cat!

...and we've got another driver in the family

Go Robot

Sure people are upset when all you do is bitch and moan, get drunk and be loud and angry about things...but it bothers them even more when you try to go robot and pretend very little actually matters.

Career Goal

...being fired for refusing to participate in non-work related conversation