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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Inches to the Sun

Alex was in a great mood. He always is after having a sleepover @ the home of one of his pals. He helped me run some errands for Kimmy. Then we figured out the distances between the earth and sun - - IN INCHES!

5,892,480,000,000...depending on the time of the year.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Sort of an Xmas Wrap Up

Kim and I hosted our first Christmas day and the week was both busy and exhilarating. I am throwing up a combination of pics from Thanksgiving and Christmas on the facebook page...because sometimes edP likes to e-roll like a 14 year old girl.

Man, I am determined to get this blog flagged.

What else...?

The boy had a good Christmas and was a big help getting the house together on Christmas Day. The best part of the day itself was being able to go to 10:15 @ Newman and hear Fr. Hart talk about William James, death, matter, and the beginning of John's Gospel while shaking out enough incense to set off smoke detectors in Malta. Did I ever mention that Fr. Hart rocks!!!!

I am an idiot that neither Fr. Hart nor anyone else can save.

But I have had a pretty perfect life here on earth so that's got to count for something right?

Worked Fri and Computer Rich helped me not screw up too badly. Much love to the IT gang @ my place of employment...they know that the rest of us have no clue what we're doing.

This morning, Alex had enough of playing with toys and watching stupid tv. He said he'd rather go to the gym and shoot hoops than watch Sat morning cartoons. Good enough for me. We were off and had a great basketball practice. We grabbed some of the coats etc for St. Vincent De that we weren't able to get on the night before the night before Christmas.

Finished what looks to be the final edit of the first 70-some pages of Matter of the Inquest and my head is a bit something something...

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Gimme a Polka w/ Four Bourbons

Thanks and much love to the Artist Formerly Known as the DC Liar & Jenny. Our friends opened their home to OD & me and fun was had. Good to see Santi & his missus. Our pal Karl put in an appearance too.

I remembered to order food at Quenchers but that didn't prevent me from getting blackout drunk and cut the image of an older, uglier Drinky Joe on the sectional couch.

The old booze smell mixed nicely with my fresh bourbon stink.

Watched (and mocked) the Vikings. Kim made a fantastic dinner. Read more of the Old Man and the Sea to the boy. He didn't want me to stop and that was a wonderful feeling.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Pretty Cool

Practice last night…I got the guys going on One for the Walkers before Dev made it to Sugar Grove. Once D arrived we worked on Harvest Here and did work on the bD set. It now looks like the OKB In the Can single and the food drive show will happen the first week of Feb. Talked to the boys and they are happy to play it whether it is at the bowling alley or wherever in DK rock city.

The boy and I put in an appearance at the bowling alley tonight. We mostly killed zombies. Alex came home, did his 15 minutes of reading, solved his story problems, picked a chore from the “Alex Chore Jar,” then we bummed around at the Dollar Store, killed the aforementioned zombies, came home and traced pictures of Frankenstein and airplanes.

Pretty cool night.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

How to Talk Shit to Power

…some preliminary thoughts on John the Baptist.

The priests and Levites sent to obtain testimony from J the B got Isaiah thrown back at them, and then they got a total bullshit answer which is what makes John’s Gospel so great on this score. Consider:

“So they said to him (John the Baptist…not John the author of Gospel IV), ‘Who are you so that we can give an answer to those who sent us?’”

And John the Baptist responds: I am the voice of one crying out in the desert, “Make straight the way of the Lord”

Previously the authorities, or the representatives of the authorities asked J the B if he was the Messiah. He flat out denies this. They ask him if he was Elijah and he says “No way Jose”…They ask J the B if he is the “Prophet” and he gives a straight answer. He says “No.”

The second and third denials should confuse contemporary Christians because Elijah or this “Prophet” is supposed to come back directly before the Messiah’s return…but I will leave that subject for another day.

Then the authorities ask: “Why then do you baptize if you are not the Messiah or Elijah or the Prophet?”

Now here comes Crazy John the Baptist’s answer from out of nowhere: “I baptize with water…”

And then tells us how the one who comes after is going to baptize. At a certain point J the B disengages with the conversation of his times…rem, when John shows up it has been 400 years since the last prophet. I think Malachi was the last prophet not to be confused with Nouri al-Maliki because if that dude was a prophet he would’ve seen the shoes coming.

Waitaminute…maybe he did…maybe he did.

Ill Presidente don’t need no damned prophet when he has the catlike ninja reflexes of a cranked up jesus lizard…

But that is neither here nor there (mostly “there” since it happened as Bush pulled off Operation Sneak into Iraq One Last Time as We’re Runnin’ Out the Clock)

Enough of George the Jackass and back to John the Baptist.

As a Catholic and a daily, furtive (albeit stupid) reader of the Bible I have come to believe that J the B, full of the Holy Spirit answered the preliminary questions put before him from the contemporary authorities but was then moved by the Spirit to say something more about baptism and who was to follow him.

J the B did not remain engaged in the debate after a certain point because the Holy Spirit gave him something much bigger to say….something that befuddled them and confused a bastard like me right up to last week.

J the B does not continue to respond to the questions about who he is. Rather he let's his audience know what, or who is coming next. He knows immediately that this is the more important matter and tells them not what they want to hear, not what they need to hear, but what is.

I never understood this passage from the Bible until Fr. Hart’s talk last Sunday. Besides beginning to help me make sense of John the Baptist’s testimony as to who he was and who the Messiah is…Fr. Hart helped me see that the Bible is not God’s answer for us, our questions, or our times.

John the Baptist and Jesus never inserted themselves in the debates of their times, and when they were pressed by the Pharisees, Sadducees or whoever their answers left those folks infinitely frustrated.

Catholics turn to their church and its human institutions to help them understand the church’s position on the issues of the day. I am not going to speak here of specific edicts or debates re: the culture of life, natural right vs. natural law or any such stuff. That is not my purpose…

But the contemporary debate, the culture of life…all the information Catholics get from the Holy Father and the Church on these matters is like advice from a good tax attorney. They tell you how to file your taxes but that doesn’t tell you what to do after April 15th.

The real questions, for me, seem to come from these jarring changes in direction that come from divinely inspired prophets or Jesus himself. This life is the most mysterious thing I have known…and the mysterious passages from the Good News seem to suit it.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Lame Duck

- I don't think so.

al-Maliki: “They’re not throwing shoes Mr. President, they’re saying boo.”
gBushy: “Thanks Nouri, but everybody saw the dude throw the shoes.”
al Maliki: “Well that was a pretty swift duck by you Mr. President.”
gBushy: “After 8 years of dodging questions from Helen Thomas, this was nothing.”

Of course, if our president was an educated man he would have picked up one of the shoes, started banging on the podium and said, "Lookit me everybody! I'm Nikita Krushchev...heh heh heh..." POUND POUND POUND "We will break you!...heh heh heh Oh waitaminute, we already did. My bad."

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Harry X-stache




Peaceful evening around my place after a busy weekend. Christmas party on Fri at Coach & Ms. S's place...where a fun time was definitely had by me. Saturday we went to Lockport for my dad's 70th birthday. Drank some good Scotch with my pop and got back to D-town before there was too much ice on the road. Tonight Kim & Alex put up the tree while Cookie and I watched the Hawks beat the Blue Jerkoffs.

No, not the Cubs, some hockey joint from Columbus. How can LA not have a NFL franchise while Columbus and Oklahoma City have pro sports teams?!?!?! Ah, tiz the fucking season, why I got to pound the Cubs like the CHUDD I am????

Speaking of my South Side pride, we have a family portrait tomorrow so the 'stache has got to go...for now. I cropped this especially for long time readers of this blog.




...as if they haven't suffered enough.

Friday, December 12, 2008

A Solemn Vow

I will get the bastard Charles Dickens if it is the last thing I do!

Invent Christmas - my ass!

Dickens managed to get himself out of debt with the publication of his holiday ghost story but has he doomed the rest of us to face that same spectre year after year or run the risk of being called Scrooges?

You decide!

No I decide.

I don't know.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Governor Responds

President-Elect Obama added his voice to the chorus of those calling for the Illinois Governor to step down.

Blago's response: "Oh sure, I'll resign...but it's gonna cost ya."

Anyone looking for more on the tomdickery that was the Jake Peavy trade, feel free to go here and mock my worthless opinion.

Or you can stay right here and mock it...YOU DECIDE!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

There's No "I" in Illinois

uh, waitaminute...

Our state is 4-billdo in the hole while our beloved Governor faces serious corruption charges…serious EVEN FOR AN ILLINOIS GOVERNOR!

We are dealing with some shit here in the Land of Lincoln, which by the way, until we get it all straightened out we should change the license plates (made by our governors) to read LAND of STINKIN’ -

- or perhaps LAND of a THOUSAND CHARGES

But that is neither here nor there (although I guess it is mostly “here”)

I think I might be able to solve our State debt before it gets any worse. The Feds should (out of sympathy for the plight of our Commonwealth) allow me to cut the recordings that will send Ol’ Roddy Bastard up the river. If I mix that shit up with some sick beats (and most things I am involved with are sick on some level) I’d release it as a record with all proceeds going to the outstanding debt and pray that Illinois is still solvent when my beautiful bride retires. One member of our family deserves to retire after a lifetime of public service and it sure the fuck ain’t me.

Here are some tracks I am already working on for:

PUTTIN’ da ILL in ILLINOIS

1. These Bleepin’ Rhymes are Bleepin’ Valuable (I Ain’t Givin’ Them Away)
2. Liar Liar (You Wuz Wearin’ a Wire)
3. Pay 2 Play…this track
4. Not on Death Row Because of the Other Governor
5. O.P.P. “Other Peoples Pensions”
6. Fire ‘dem Bitches at da ‘Bune
7. Don’t Hate My Haircut
8. I Like Big Bribes
9. UNREDACTED

…and so the fuck on.

On a serious note, Illinois winters bite the big one. This song makes me feel like it is summertime somewhere. Enjoy.

Anyone looking for exclusive pics of our next U.S. Senator, Lobsterdog, see yesterday's post.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Imagine if You Will

...the following conversation taking place in a Federal prison after afternoon tea.

Blago: "I got it all worked out. You pardon me first, then I pardon you."
Ryan: "Why do you get pardoned first I've been in here longer?"
Blago: "Because it's my idea. Now go ahead and pardon me."
Ryan: "No, me first!"
Blago: "You're goin' down old man!"

...and they lived incarceratedly ever after.

~ fini



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By the way, if Blago wants to make an appointment to the U.S. Senate that everyone in the State of Illinois can get on board with...let me suggest - LOBSTERDOG!

Saturday, December 06, 2008

They Were Dead Before We Killed Them

Went to Reconciliation with the boy. Then we lost our minds and went to the Lost Mines/ Four Seasons to play House of the Dead. Drove home and cranked Houses of the Holy (the track from Physical Graffiti, not the record of the same name by the same band). In between periods of the Hawks 5-4 loss to the Wings we checked out some of the greatest hockey fights You Tube had to offer.

A theme was definitely emerging...

The best line of the night tho was when Alex shouted at the House of the Dead screen, "If you zombies think you're dead now, wait until we get through with you!"

Oh sure, pretend to be shocked...but you want us on that undead wall, you need us on that undead wall!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

If I Have Learned Anything

...from last night's recording session it is there is no good way to get to Elgin.

It could've been worse...the studio could've been in South Elgin.

Sorry South Elgin.

Like I am Mister Big Shot here in DeKalb. Without my town, what would the world do for cornstink?

After checking out the tracks again with semi-fresh ears, one track (Virginia) is done, minus a final mixdown...the voc for IDKiB II is not what I thought it was either sonically or performance wise. The sonic issue has more to do with my voice than anything else. I have to finish adding guitars with Dev to this second track anyway so I will take a second pass at the vocals at that time.

So far, for Kish - Track 1 - Virginia - is in the can...

not to be confused with In the Can which is coming out shortly.

Monday, December 01, 2008

This Week Coming into Focus

Productive weekend for MOI spit polish....got the electronics issue worked out for the new addition to the guitarsenal

What else...by this Saturday I should have dupes of In the Can covers, the CD itself to follow shortly thereafter.

Just got off the phone with LnL and I will be able to put a final vocal on Virginia (the band finished tracking it in one night a few weeks back)....it's the perfect time to do this shit since Dev is going to be fighting Prop 8 with Beer Butt this week.

Sorry ladies.