Beautiful Path

A beautiful path to nowhere really...

From Here

the vines extend almost all the way down to the river.  Pretty neat.

Stairway

Camouflaging this stairway to nowhere was an ancient, random act of mad genius

Little Did We Know

...moments after this photo was taken, a gnome came out of that little door and started screaming at us in German.

HALT

...in the name of this goofy lookin' sign!

Two Views

Two magnificent views, German wine country along the Rhine River, and my sweet lady beside me.  I'm a damned lucky guy.

Tell Us

Tell us what you really think Celozzi

Novel Cover

Thanks and much love to Chris Borresen for helping with the layout. Here is the cover for the book, available at Otto's August 31st when Get a Horse and a host of others play Cornfest with the Buckshot Hounds. Talked to the Feed 'Em Soup guy and they are on board with accepting 100% of the proceeds from the sale of the first 100 copies. Be there, buy a book and if you think I've lied about you, throw it at my head during our set. It'll be for a good cause.

I Know You Like to Think

...that you know what don't stink...

Good Time on the Rhine

If you'll be my date I'll show you a good time on the Rhine.

Wine by the Rhine

Kim, A and I hiking around wine country before heading to Stuttgart.

Old and Beautiful

This was one of the coolest looking joints in German wine country.  I don't know what it is but it looks badass and old, and that's good enough for me.

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Wrong-ass sign.  Great-ass village!

Maybe I Want to Be a Maybe

Cigarettes...mit death!

Madame, Where Am I?

This street, not as radioactive as one might think.

House-Face

A house that looks like a dude's face with a flowered mustache.  No, I did not take drugs on this vacation.

ParsiFAIL

Nietzsche would be pissed if he knew this thing was still running in Germany.

Kim and Her Pal Reunited

Kim and her dear friend Alissa reunited in Frankfurt International.  What a sweet moment, and I hate everything.

Arrival

 Alex and Finn, pals together again in Frankfurt and ready to be international men of mystery.  Those two are already a mystery to me.