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Monday, April 30, 2007

Gearing Up

Great rock practice tonight. I'm getting pretty geeked up about the bigDrag gig at the House. It's a Thursday, but Thursday is as good as any day to rock. We are finally going to play one of my all time favorite rock songs at this show (and no it isn't I Heard Her Call My Name, although that is one of my favorite rock songs of all time).

Chris gave me some of the some assembly required stuff for our CD giveaway at the show. I already made one version for our friend DC where every track was Water (but i didn't have the heart to give it to him). I already miss our pal who had to skeedattle (sp? Jeanz? Anyone?) back home.

Oh well, it is better to have drank and lost than to never have drank at all.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Shameful Self Promotion

bigDrag plans to take back the House on Thursday May 17.

Just so you don't forget, here's a gentle

/reminder

I've never been a Pat Hairdoo fan but I've got to say classy exit by the Heat. This classy exit seemed to originate beneath the coach's slickened hair. There have been some nasty battles between the Bulls and Heat the last two years. Hugs all around at the end. I even saw Skiles hug someone. I always thought he'd just as soon knife someone in the belly than hug them.

Glad I was wrong.

Great catch by the young Sweeney. Everyone knows I love the SOX - but the Angels should refuse to play in Chicago if they can't bring their own umpires. The Chairman must have incriminating pictures of someone because the men in midnight blue (or whatever the hell color the umpires wear) stick it to the angels in every close call they've ever had against the SOX. It's only baseball I know but man someday these calls have got to even themselves out for the Angels' manager Mike S.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Salty Dogs


Out of all my friends, I never thought it would be the Old Dog who would get the boy his first tatts.

Well, at least he helped to make birthday memories that will last a lifetime....or until we can afford the skin grafts.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Three Burgers and Two Fingers

…easy as pie.

According to Tom Waddle this is the official name of the Nicole Richie diet.

ESPN 1000 did the right thing and dropped the Dan Patrick Morality-Sports-Talk-Radio-Lite show from the 9AM slot (I won't even mention the two boobs that are now replaced) and teamed the oft-concussed Bears wide receiver with the bug-eyed Marc Silverman. Silvy and Bruce Levine (not a cohost but someone who I always throw into any meaningless sports radio/baseball discussion, I love the Baseball Zeus) - but Silvy and Levine are my favorite guys in Chicago sports radio – young and old. The way they fight from time to time they may have had a fling in the past. The way I praise Silvy on this blog we may have been lovers in the past.

Yuck, if it had to be a man it wouldn’t be Silvy…not that there is anything wrong with that or Silvy.

Much much much love to the Mooberries (probably not the right way to pluralize their family name) and the PDawg family. Alex had to cancel his kid party due to a highly infectious rash. But these beautiful people came over and brought Alex presents to cheer him up.

…and promptly got the hell out of there once they saw the rash. Poor kid.

We are a lucky family.

- - - - - - - - I’ve burned a few 0’s and 1’s on this blog talking about how the Dem’s need to find a way to win this political battle and get a bill passed with a deadline for troop withdrawal from Iraq, or at least make the president the political loser in the veto process. ChrisB reminded me that once the troops go home there will still be an army on the ground in the form of private security forces that aren’t subject to the efforts of the Congress, the will of the president, the rules of war…and these folks ain’t going anywhere any time soon.

Now Chris is a decent man and I assume he pointed this out to me to say that there will still be trouble and maybe injustice in Iraq. I sound like I am putting words in his mouth and I don’t want to do that. I think Chris just wanted to remind me that even if the Congress has an unqualified win and gets the troops home, the trouble is far from over.

I agree with much of this, yet for the first time in awhile the adventure in IRock came into focus or one part of it started to make sense to me.

- more later -

Thursday, April 26, 2007

I'll Take Three

I don’t remember Tuesday this week.

This is not because I have been getting out of my head with either work or drink. I actually learned something wonderful about drinking on Wed.

I consumed the proper amount of beer at the Annex Wed night for the time and place I was in my life. That magic number? 3.

Is it fair to say that I have established my lameoid credentials, now and forever?

I don’t care about any of that.

It is not like I went to the bar saying I am going to drink three and only three beers -“beer” if you’re Canadian. Let’s don’t get into the whole beers vs. beer, R.B.I.’s vs. R.B.I. debate.

If I went out, absolutely dedicated to only drinking a certain number of beers I’m sure that would make me miserable. I refuse to follow Stalin’s example and have a 5 Beer Plan.

Stupid Canadian.

Ok, now that I have insulted Canadians and fans of Stalin everywhere I hope both camps accept my heartfelt apologies as I continue…

My dear friend the Liar said that one could only call a drinking night “great” if someone else ends up telling you stories about what you did the next day, the next week or whenever the hell you turn up.

I might be inclined to agree that the above constitutes a “great” drinking night. Maybe I am not interested in chasing down a “great” drinking night. Maybe I am content with my good drinking night.

What is the old expression?

Seldom are good and great found in the same drinking night.

I felt refreshed at work today and actually had one of those moments where an utterly new thought (or a new combination of old and truly great thoughts)…entered the space behind my face.

My sinuses.

I know I sound cryptic, pompous and full of shit – but I don’t care. This thought or combination of thoughts is great, I can’t believe it/they is/are mine (not really mine), I owe much of it to something ChrisB posted here the other day and hhe of all things, and I’ll be developing it in the blog shortly. Those interested will be able to follow its development, although it is rare that I will devote an entire entry to any component of what is going on in my head. There will be a short blurb here or there. These things are precious to me when they happen. I have not had a thought like this since I began the blog. They are scattered in my journal (again, few and far between)…and I will develop it here as I did in the journal.

I will write a short paragraph here and another a few days later as I fill a drawer full of index cards with sources that I need to read or reread as the case may be. Those closest to me will tire quickly of hearing anything related to this thing of mine…this COSOMESTRA….

Sorry.

Maybe I should limit my thoughts to how many beers worked for me on this past Wed night.

If they’re free, they’re for me, and I’ll take three.

I actually paid $ for the beer.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Five and a Third

So the Kooch is planning to file articles o’impeachment against the Veep. I wonder if the Democrats will realize that the message the voters sent in the midterms is that they are to combat the policies of the Bush administration especially regarding the war rather than members of the administration themselves…I have no interest in seeing Hot Karl tracked down through RNC e-mail addresses, this thing happening to the Veep…Gonzalez deserves what he is getting because I think it is for the best politically…for both D’s and R’s…

I hope the Democrats on the Hill will find the point where sniping at the administration’s rogues gallery ends, and a responsible pursuit of a legislative strategy to end the waste in IRock begins.

Oh wait, they are the Democrats. They will never get their shit together, especially now when it matters.

I am no Elephant but someday I will offer a series of posts offering my praise for what the Republicans did or the promises they kept beginning in ’94 and carrying on until they sold their souls to the Bush coalition on the war and the appeals they made to the anti-immigration folks and the religious right knuckleheads in America.

The big ass Elephants didn’t have quite the occasion to rise to (?!?) when they first got the Congress back, but rise to it they did and gave people like me hope that one of the parties would open their tent. The R’s did that, and they extricated the ideologues too. Sure Newt and his rhetoric (among other things) became a political liability, but look who they tried to replace him with (Livingston the fiscal conservative who was no culture warrior and no douchebag ideologue) and when Livingston’s bid collapsed amid scandal they found a man with no such skeletons in his closet, someone who did not placate or speak the language of the bowtie-bookish ideologues on the Right or the other sort of intellectual elites on the Left…In the longest serving Republican SoH they offered America the kind of leadership they promised…someone who spoke the language of the American heartland…

We all know what revolved around the R Congress at the end, but when the American people call for a change in the Congress, especially when they make the president’s opposition the party in control of the Congress – it is a sign that the American people want the Congress to come back to them.

By 1994, really by the first 100 days of the Klinton administration many of us who voted for him (like me, I was someone who really believed in Klinton and his wife) realized that we did not get what we thought we were getting. Big surprise in politics, I know. At best he was an empty shirt that blew in the direction of the polls and co-opted every position of his opponents that he could wrap his arms around…at worst he ran as a centrist and then left Steffi misdirect his gays in the military policy, the debate on National Health (setting it back to Cro-Magnon days). Americans who voted for the R’s to take back the Congress found that the ideologues in the Klinton admin, and the rot and rotten ideologues in the Donkey Congress no longer represented them. They understood they wanted the kind of change the Contract of America crowd promised.

NOW?

I think Americans, if they understand themselves don’t mind that NancyP visited the Syrians (this is a policy shift away from the Bush international relations fiasco)…but where is the advantage for the American people, or where is the percentage in chasing down the criminal behavior of Bush’s underpants…underlings…same difference? It is time for the D’s in the Congress to rise to the occasion and win this legislative and public opinion battle…to get draw-down or a withdrawal of troops deadline in the bill and force Bush to sign or go down in flames. This is for the best of the country…if they can get their shit together, rise to the occasion and do this shit…

We’re screwed.

On the topic of rising to the occasion, Crazy Carlos can not have outing after outing where he throws over 100 pitches by the end of the 5th or beginning of the 6th inning and leaves the cubs’ fate to their bullpen. 4 and 2/3s? 5 and 1/3? This is not an ace…these are not even quality starts.

I might be a bad source for this since I don’t think quality starts are even quality starts.

I’ve praised Carlos here before…but until things change, he’s 33 Javier Vazquez.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

On a Hill

Mom had to work today but the boy and I had a blast. While we did not make it to the skate park to try out the new scooter, the boy got to ride the scooter on the 4th floor of ZuHall. Very cool.

He helped me do errands and then we had a nice ride in the country.

Thanks and much love to our friend from the District and the Elisenator for helping to show the boy a good time during his birthday weekend. Alex got a Gator ride and we were never in danger of reenacting the child warning pictures plastered all over the Gator. On the way back to DK, Alex and I drove through the gates of Greenwood Cemetery. I took him to see the Civil War Memorial that occupies the middle of this beautiful, final resting spot on a hill.

Alex looked at the life sized statue of a soldier and said: “What war is he from?”
Me: “The American Civil War, the one with US Grant.” (a little bit of Alex trivia, he loves US Grant…I haven’t had the heart to tell him how Grant used cocaine to help him bear the throat cancer)
Alex: “When was the Civil War?”
Me: “The 1860’s.”
Alex looked at the date on the monument, “When did they make the statue Dad?”
Me: “1913.”
Alex: “What took so long?”

Friday, April 20, 2007

Alexandre

That's what his baptism cake said.

Thanks all for the kind words regarding the boy's birthday...especially thanks to my family members (aka goo and olekobe) who come here and post often. I know it's dorky but I'm glad we try to use this blog to do a little keeping in touch. Every year around his birthday I try to go back through my old day book and revisit the events around his birth. Last year I posted the letter I wrote to the boy the day before he was born. This year, in honor of his 6th birthday I will post my original journal entry from the 6th day of his life:


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Thursday April 26, 2001 - 7 Important Ounces

Before I left for work this morning Judy the Lactation Consultant came by and weighed Alex. He had gained just over 7 ounces in the last 24 hour period. Kim and I were so relieved (although part of me was disappointed because now no one needs the dirty diapers I have been saving in a Ziplock Freezer bag labled:

DIAPERS FOR ANALYSIS!

I am a complete moron and have no business being a father. Fortunately the Squirt doesn't know that yet so I've got some time to get my shit together.

Sorry.

I called my folks right after Judy the Lactation Consultant (I love saying that) left. I wanted to give my P's some good news about the Squirt.

I Love the Squirt!

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Choosing Words

My students wanted to talk about VA Tech last night. It makes sense that in college classrooms everywhere, people would want to talk about the horrors they’ve seen, read about and can’t seem to escape.

I told them we would quickly reach the limits of my ability to talk about this subject.

I told them I have not followed the wall-to-wall coverage of the events.

I confessed that the only reports that have held my attention have been the stories about the victims being run at the end of different segments on NPR and other news outlets. I told them why I was interested in focusing on the victims here rather than the event, the massacre. I qualified my remarks by reminding them that I am a student of the history of political philosophy and someone who is interested in political rhetoric. I explained that naming the event was important and I further explained that focusing on the massacre, the events themselves – seemed fruitless to me.

This massacre at VA Tech (which certainly fits the definition of massacre in terms of numbers and method) seems to be different from the Srebrenica massacre, or the My Lai massacre, or any of the massacres committed by Saddman or other tyrants too numerous and infamous to name. We can and should call these things massacres because men can’t live with those who perpetrate such crimes against humanity. Furthermore, we can hold leaders and governments and maybe even peoples responsible. We can hold our leaders responsible either for committing them, or refusing to intervene when humanity and politics demands intervention. Our anger and even self-righteousness can be instruments of change, or at least signposts that there are those who are not cowed by tyrants and their horrors. We are not dogs and we will scream to high heaven when we see men and women murdered like dogs. If we cannot punish the political murderers in this time, we can condemn them in history and again, history means something to men.

I started to think about my use of the word tragedy, in contrast to someone who I love and respect using the term massacre to describe what happened earlier this week. I told them of the difference between the two terms, and the thoughtful position of my dear friend who said that VA Tech is best understood as a massacre. My students, for the most part thought massacre was the more appropriate term. I did not defend my use of the term tragedy to be a contradictory prick (although I can be that, no one knows that better than my students).

I continued by explaining, massacre elicits anger and demands retribution. Now consider the events from earlier this week….

Who ya gonna retribute against? Or how are you going to secure like institutions from this sort of thing ever happening again?

It was quiet in class, and as with many fine moments in teaching, chilling.

We all confronted, if not a deadly truth, a deadly reality about freedom, security, modernity, technology, leisure time, relative deprivation and the opportunity for one person to unleash mayhem.

Where does our anger get us? Some students wanted to see the murderer pay for his crimes, they wish he could stand trial.

I responded, who would be comforted by such a trial, who would be educated, who would be avenged, who would be deterred from future actions in the same mold? Wouldn’t this be like sentencing a killer tornado to death?

No response (although certainly there is one)

I explained that I choose to call this a tragedy and remember, with others, who we lost and not how they were lost. How they were lost is only a reminder of the waste. Who was lost, what they dreamt of doing (even if it is part of the media’s post-traumatic event puffery) still means something to those who are left. I looked at my class and told them:

“I can’t tell those who lost loved ones not to be angry. But, hearing the stories of those who were lost reminded me how lucky I am to know you at this time in your life. It is a privilege to work with you when you are so promising, hopeful, with only your dreams in front of you. Believe it or not folks, sometimes your parents and teachers forget what you are and what you represent, or only pay it lip service in some meaningless, political way. Out of the tragedy and knowing what the broken-hearted have lost, we can see who we still have and how precious you are.”

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

No. 56

God Bless you 56 Mark Buehrle. You have thrilled baseball fans in Chicago. You are now the most accomplished pitcher in modern Chicago baseball history. Maddox is the best, but all of his major accomplishments have been in a braves uniform - The playoff run, especially the balls to the wall outing against the Angels in Game 2 of the ALCS, the win and the save in the World Series - We may be nearing the end of the wonderful, two-year WS victory lap here but thank you for tonight. Thank you for nothing.

No runs, no hits, no errors.

All guts.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Hope

Lord,

It is easy for me to see that the world you have given us is beautiful, that grace is possible and it is everywhere. Hear the cries of the broken hearted who have lost their spouse, their child, their hope to tragedy. The lesson of Christ is that in tragedy there is victory and even in the face of sorrow and death there is hope and comfort.

Monday, April 16, 2007

OK Someone Call DCFS


































CUZ WE'RE HAVING A LIGHTSABRE FIGHT ON THE TRAMPOLINE!!!!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Sitting In a Tree

Sure Paul Wolfowitz is in some trouble @ the World Bank because he promoted his girlfriend without going through the proper channels. I prefer to look on the bright side of this thing…

Wolfowitz has a girlfriend.

C’mon people, look at the guy. He’s lucky that he found another Romulan on this planet willing to exchange precious bodily fluids with him. Besides how is he going to use the power of the World Bank to fight corruption in the developing world if he doesn’t know what corruption is from first hand experience? I’d say he is on his way to becoming an expert in corruption. Well done Wolfie (not his nickname)

Besides, it is still possible that Shaha worked her way up honestly through the system at the World Bank. She started out as a teller then…

In unrelated matters here’s an Outkast outtake that I can’t stop listening to…

Speedballin’

The above song and the death of Don Ho made me think about my current Top Five favorite songs about getting wasted (songs not on the awesome wasted disc Liar passed out in December - I am not in the thunder stealing business). Here they are, counted down from 5 to 1 (the song 5 to 1 did not make the list although some bonehead suggested that 1 in 5 was the ratio of dope smokers in Souther California in 1968...Can you imagine Jim Morrison whipping out his slide rule and saying "Ah, these are some significant figures here"?!?)

So picture Kasey Kasem (sp Jeanz?) slurring his speech as we countdown all the way to number 9*^@$!42...mumble mumble...trail off...

#5. Nice Nice Lifter Puller
#4. Alcohol the Kinks
#3. Heroin the Velvet Underground
#2. Before They Make Me Run the Rolling Stones
#1. Lost Highway the great Hank Williams

Friday, April 13, 2007

They're Saying Lou

...for now.

Sure the cubs' manager had a mini-tirade. Win, lose or draw there will be more and better from him to come. But in honor of today's post-game comments and in honor of the Liar who begins the Spring WILT by reminding us of a time when Earl Weaver was truly the voice of reason in baseball...

Here's a historic cubs rant from my youth.

Enjoy...

AND PRINT IT!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Celebrity Sport

There is one celebrity story that has been so pervasive the past week or so that even hinting at it (the way I am doing) is typical, hypocritical me. I always roll my eyes and say pissy, stupid things when someone mentions one of these monstrosities to me. My mom tried to teach me better about such stuff.

Mom: “This is what people are talking about.”
Me: “People are stupid mom.”
Mom: “Eddie, you’re not better than people.”

Fair point.

But my mom’s wisdom will not keep me from submitting the following for your approval…

When the time comes to bring down the next Celebrity X, instead of reveling in their disgrace, debating what their foibles mean for society as a whole, or state our moral superiority to them and the world in which they reside…

Instead of this, we should pick one celebrity and one weekend every six months. We give the nation the Monday off, and over the three day weekend everybody in America endeavors to hunt down and kill the celebrity. Sure we can give the celebrity a head start, after all Celebrity X will have 300 million angry Americans on their ass…

We also give the celebrity a helmet cam.

I’d like to give the 300 million hunters a helmet cam, but we have to be realistic here and there are budgetary limitations to consider. We’ve got to provide the mob with 300 million whoop-ass sticks.

Maybe it’s just me, but my suggestion seems less cruel than the actual celebrity sport we see and engage in from time to time.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Stupid Magic

The date for the bigDrag rocking of the House is Thursday May 17th.

Re: Rep Waxman's investigation of unofficial e-mail addresses being used to conduct business on behalf of the WhiteHouse, Washington is the only place in the world where you are punished for conducting businesss on your personal time with your own personal stuff.

Look I know there is more to it than this. There is a good reason for the Nixon Presidential Documentation legislation (not its official name) being passed in the wake of Waterworld...er, Watergate.

By the way, Congress should've passed some legislation to protect the American people in the wake of the making of Waterworld as well. Stupid do-nothing Congress...

These unofficial official unofficial e-mails can uncover the chain of command of who wanted what, when re: the US Att firings and possibly a host of other things. And even though there are a littany of sins this administration has committed that are far worse than anything the last guy did, come on democrats - you've got to be better than this. You've forced Gonzalez to come before Congress, you can make his life unpleasant and maybe even bring his reign as Att Gen to an end, and probably do it without this insidious investigation of e-mail sources. Unless
this e-mail trolling uncovers somebody pretty big engaging in high crimes and misdemeanors...let's drop this shit and move on.

Todd Walker of all people had a great at bat to beat Bobby Jenks (sniffing out the 2nd curve ball coming when he was down to his last strike...brilliant) and beat the SOX. I would engage in my usual cursing of Oakland, but sequences like that are why I love baseball. Sure I would've loved to see Jenks save the beautiful game Garland pitched...but there was real drama in that at bat and the older, craftier Walker came off the bench as a pinch hitter and made magic for his team. Stupid magic.

Congrats and much love to our friends John and Janine. They bought a house at the Pointe in our town. They have been looking for awhile and I wish them many years of love and happiness in their new place.

SOX come back and take two out of three in Oakland and I feel great.

Totally exhausted after the two days in the week where I do the most work. I enjoyed a little family and extended family time on Tuesday which is rare. Usually I go from 7am to midnight on Tuesdays (regular job and preparing for the R&C class)...and 7am to 9:30 or so on Wed (regular job and teaching the R&C class)

I feel so great at this stage of my week. The rest is all gravy. Going to help Alex with his homework tomorrow after work and then we are gonna have a good ole time. Only a few more weeks like this and then no more teaching on Wed nights for the forseeable future. I love working with my students but I deserve a break. I mean I am not working in the salt mines of Craptown but I want to come home from work at 5pm and be done for awhile.

I guess I should watch my bellyaching. My father slammed rebar through 1000 degree furnaces and when they would clean the melt shop they had to wear wooden shoes cuz everything else they tried would catch on fire as they walked across the floor. Compared to my Slovenian forebears (before they had bears?) my life is easy. I have a good relationship with my kid, I am not commuting half way around the world to and from a job I hate...I am just a little tired in the middle of the week.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Poor Devin

My buddy was sick last night but we still had a great practice. More work on Whyspeak, Don't Know and a secret surprise song written by an old friend of mine that is going to rock the next time bigDrag plays a show. Chris mentioned that we have another show if we want to book it. I said book it but I forgot the date. Once I talk to Chris again or check my e-mail and get the correct date I'll post it here. There are no lies allowed on this blog. Only Liars

We love our Liar.

I've got to get on the stick and get some cub tickets for his return to the MidWest. I better get one for Joe too since he is the reasonable middle ground between two charged poles...

I said poles.

SOX won in Oakland last night and that was a pleasant surprise. I always pencil in two or three losses when the Good Guys go out to that big green shithole by the Bay. Jose looks like he had his head together, pitched out of a few jams and got just enough support from the bats and the pen to make for a fine night. Yesterday was a good day. Feel better Mr. D.

Watching the SOX game tonight...I don't know how Garland will do the rest of the game but someone should send Z and Rich Hill a tape of #20 on the mound fielding his position from the 5th Inning. He gave up a lead off triple, retired the next three batters and left the poor bastard over at third wondering 'What the hell happened to my lead off triple?' Garland can relax his body, field a grounder, hold a runner @ third and still step into the throw and make it cleanly over to first. This is not to say that Garland has the explosive, dramatic stuff of either Hill or Z, but he is an accomplished defensive player (and not a total waste in his few ABs...he even had a dong last year vs the Reds if I'm not mistaken).

Monday, April 09, 2007

Danks A Lot

Great time at my in-laws house. They hosted Easter, had my P’s over, TR and Riley Daye were there and Kim’s cousin Jenny (one of the all time sweet people) was there with some pals of hers. Alex wore his tie all day and I was so proud of him. Usually he’s shirtless ½ hour into any given family gathering.

See, the boy was born to be a WhiteSOX fan.

Speaking of the SOX – Danks, you rocked going toe to toe with YoHo Santana. There was a good chance that the SOX would lose that game no matter who faced the best pitcher going right now. Stupid fucking Santana. If Sunday’s outing is a sign of things to come I’ll take JD Jr. (not his nickname) as the 5th Starter.

He’s better than Artie Munoz.

Come to think of it, I’d be a better 5th Starter than Anrtie Munoz.

Sorry Artie Munoz.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Good for the Sox

Sunday they are giving 50 John Danks his first big league start against 57 Johan Santana. Santana always lays waste to the Sox lineup. Sure, I bet the piranhas are just waiting to sink their teeth into Danks and hoping to make his nickname Stanky Danks. But this is Chicago baseball. Anything is possible.

Right?

Missing Kim and Alex. They are in the OF. I want to be there but I am determined to get my stupid school stuff done so I don’t have to work all day on Tuesday and spend Tuesday night organizing and writing so I can work all day Wed and then teach until 9:10 Wed night. That’s a dead end and I’ve got to break that cycle.

I will see my little family early Sunday morning. Kim sent me a text with the Easter Sunday Mass schedule out there.

All is well.

All is also well with the Sox on this Saturday. Of course I am still a skeptic but great job 33 Javier Vazquez. He went 7 strong and gave the SOX pen a needed break. My favorite part of the game? After 5 Juan Uribe went yard, Peter Pan bunted and forced that fat fuck 37 Dennys Reyes to rumble off the mound, shake a leg and actually try to field a ball.

That is terrible.

Calling Reyes a fat fuck is an insult to fat fucks everywhere.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Bad Behavior


I don’t get it folks. Our vice president, Werner Klemper’s fatter, stupider, non-monocle wearing half brother (they’re half sisters too) accused Speaker Pelosi of engaging in “bad behavior” on her trip to Syria.

What’s she doing, letting Naji Etri do lines of coke off her ass?


Thursday, April 05, 2007

Federalism Sucks

Yet again I am fucked by the man. Kimberly Jo did our taxes this week and kicked ass as usual. We used to have an accountant but he became too deaf to hear me scream at him over the phone. I’ll leave it at that, although nothing beats a thrilling accountant story.

Sorry Andy Barker.

But in the process of doing our taxes, Kim to her horror…

Sorry The Horrors (not to be confused with the Horror the Horror…sorry Lady Di)

Kim found that the Federal government taxed us on our State of Illinois refund from 2005.

Federalism is supposed to rely on shared responsibility between different governing bodies. We didn’t even get a shared ass-screwing on this deal. I guess if Federalism was in full effect (as the kids say) the State of Illinois would’ve retaliated and taxed us on our refund from the Federal govt from ’05.

Oh well, maybe the State of Illinois will get with it next year and join in the screwing of edP and his little crew.

Why am I making this about me? Kim did our taxes last year. She worked so hard to get us that big Federal refund (not to mention working so hard to earn all that money we were taxed on and trying to get it back)…Technically, she’s the one who got royally hosed.

Now I don’t feel so bad.

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…by the way, if you are a friend of mine and you are thinking of asking me to get involved with directly supporting a candidate in a presidential primary – please bear in mind that you run the risk of getting a response like this:

“Thanks for thinking of me re: the John Edwards e-mails. The two candidates that have my attention at this point are the Junior Senator from Illinois and Sen John McCain. They have both staked out clear positions (for better or worse on the war) and unless a lot of crazy stuff happens between now and 2008 (and it usually does) I am listening to what those candidates say who have taken some real ownership, for better or worse, in the debate over the Iraq war.

By the way just because I say that these are the two candidates that have my attention, that does not mean I am considering voting for either of them. This is probably a longer response than you anticipated...

Suffice it to say that I think campaign organizers and workers are great Americans...I am not made of the same stuff. I'd rather be able to praise or blame all candidates at all times. Being ferociously independent affords me this luxury. So while I'd be interested in e-mails re: the substance of Sen. Edwards' position (now and how it has changed) on the war among other things, I am not interested in rallies, fundraisers or organizing events for any one of the presidential candidates. I am proud to know fine folks like you who do those things.

Good luck to you, your family and your candidate,

edP”

edP, Half-Assed American:

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but instead ask what has your country done for you lately?”

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

We Are All

So did the President rebuke the Speaker because she actually followed one of the recommendations of the 911 Commission?

Ok, I just wanted to understand how things worked in this country.

On the subject of how things work in this country, there is a commercial where a waitress who is not a waitress mistakes Charles Barkley (who is not Dwayne Wade’s farther) for Dwayne Wade’s father. The part of Dwayne Wade is played by Mr. Wade himself and that at least made some sense to me.

Now there is a Moo & Oink commercial where the real father of Dwayne Wade is the pitchman for the fine cow and pig meat stuffs. He certainly looks a lot like Mr. Wade. He also looked like he was standing next to a pork shoulder.

Stupid George Michael, making that catch for the Indians to rob the great Joe Crede of a chance for more late inning heroics to add to his legend in Chicago. Holy Aaaardsma!

The Ted Lily era has begun and after looking at the numbers he had a solid 7 inning outing.

Yes, in America we have inning outings.

I love this country.

Everything is nuts, including the fact that the Cubs are now owned by a guy who has some ownership in the White Sox organization. I tried to be biSoxual last year but I couldn’t hack it. Now I guess I have to be. Northside, South side, we are all on the same side. There are no more "Cubs" there are no more "Sox".

We are all Subs.

We are all…

…well you get the picture.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

You Have an Angel

…and you shall call him Carl.

This guy at work, let’s call him Carl gave me good news today. The unofficial official unofficial Status of Big Drag as Rock Personas Non Gratass at Otto’s is nigh at an end…

…and not short enough was its time.

Huh?

Carl was at our show at the House and he said please give me cds so I can pass them on the Otto’s booking people. I told him of my little thing with the other thing (I try to be cryptic because it makes me feel special)…Carl said he and his friends would take care of what needs to be taken care of. Carl rules.

I’ve been writing lectures and helping students via e-mail since I got off work at 5pm and it’s 11pm in DK rock city so there is no way I should make sense. Re: helping my students via e-mail, you discover many things about yourself if you try to pay attention to your life. I have found that I am not a very helpful person.

Until I get fucking better at least I have music to help be feel better.

Fucking John Coltrane…

Fucking Giant Steps

GIANT STEPS

Amazing.

Seriously, I have an angel and I call her Kimberly Jo.

On April 3, 1991 Kim and I kissed for the first time. That's 16 years and we've been goin' steady ever since. If our relationship was a kid it could drive. Somedays it might want to drive as far away from us as possible because we can drive each other crazy but most days I know that finding her is the most important thing in my life. I know that doesn't sound like the answer I should give but it is mine. My story is a love story. It was a love story for my whole life...I just didn't start knowing it until April 3, 1991.

A little bit of Kimberly Jo trivia for those who are not as in the know on their Kimberly Jo facts as they should be. My wife loves the Rolling Stones and the record of theirs she plays the most around the house is Exile on Main St. See I married the right girl folks. Anyway thanks Kim for making my life...

HAPPY

Monday, April 02, 2007

What the Zell

I can’t say anything about the purchase of the Tribune Co but let me ask you this cub fans? Are the cubs worth more if the win the WS or if they are still dry at the end of the season? We all know Mark Cuban has been sniffing around the blue team. Would he or anybody like that want to buy the cubs if they found a way to win it all? Greatness distains a beaten path or something like that…Mark Cuban is probably not great, although his blog is a lot cooler than this one.

Tell me cub fans, would you root against your team winning it all in the hopes that they get an owner who can do for the Northside what he did for that joke of an NBA franchise, the Dallas Mavericks? I might root for the cubs secretly if Cuban owned the team. It sure as hell would make them an interesting story (The more realistic possibility, Jerry Colangelo but why mess up an exciting story with facts) Those cub fans who shit on me in 2003 and talked about how the SOX were through in Chicago, they might get their wish if Cuban comes to town. Who is going to talk about Ozzie and Kenny when Captain Moptop owns the fuzzy blue devils? -

The SOX plan is to be like the Twins or the more successful modern version, the Florida Marlins. By the way I am proud that the SOX may be doing this, especially if it leads to another World Series in the next 3 or 4 years. I don’t like expansion teams but I like the fact that their franchise recognized and benefited from talent before that talent became apparent to everyone.

Enough baseball. Happy for Erstad to get one on the board, got to see some of the SOX bullpen and ha fucking ha ha wasting all those runs for CC Sebathia…he always shuts the SOX down so the run support was wasted on this day. Besides, the Indians are probably tired from rounding the bases all day so they’ll be playing right into Buehrle’s hands tomorrow. Uh yeah.

Really enough baseball. Missed dev at practice but Old Dog, Chris and I got all artsy craftsy (a la the Blair Witch) and put together our covers for the new bD CD single. Excited about this. Excited about building on a great show from Friday.

I love life. It is a great gift from God. Maybe I love life because I love rock and sex and opening day of MLB…but loving life can be the beginning of seeing God’s grace.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

A Serious Man Who Smiles

Rep Charlie Rangel and I have at least one thing in common…

We both dated our wives for 7 years before getting married.

Man, his voice must drive people crazy.

Ok, Rep Charlie Rangel and I have two things in common.

I say a lot of hard things about this man and his talk of tax equity, national service (including a draft lottery) and his use of the word “immoral” to describe not just the war but our involvement in the middle east…

But God Bless You Charlie Rangel. I hope people hear your story and understand what it means to call out to Jesus (not make a deal with God) but call out in a time of need, and remember the promise made. I hope people understand the way you lived before and after Civil Rights legislation of the 1960s. I hope people learn from you how hard it must have been to be a black man coming back from Korea in the 1950’s.

You were honest this morning when you said that if the President vetoes the spending bill the Congress will eventually give him the money for the troops. You did not pretend that it pained you to say this. You admitted openly that this was the way of politics and war. You see meanness, the unjust actions of men and the compromises that must be made. You have a set of answers to the things that burden our country.

You and I do not agree on many of these answers Representative Rangel.

But I do respect you.


SOXvsCubs

Closer – ADVANTAGE SOX. I think I can still say advantage Sox even with so many questions swirling around Bad Bobby Jenks. Jenks will not survive many outings if he cannot get the ball back up to 99 mph. He’s throwing between 93-95 but without movement. You can get away with throwing 99 movement or not because the ball is coming at the hitter 99 mph. I can’t hit that, can you? But again, at 93 mph, professional hitters will fight each other at the bat rack to hit that shit out of the park. Dempster? Please. I actually liked the guy (he was great on Silvy and Carmen) before he put his worthless 2 cents in the Sox cubs thing last year. But Dempster is what he is, if he can’t set up guys early in the count, 9th innings will be lousy with walks, base runners and defeats snatched from the jaws of victory. The SOX and the cubs both have question marks with their #1 closer (?) but the SOX and Ozzie have proven that they can overcome those kinds of questions. Who remembers the closer at the beginning of the 2005 season?

If you guessed Shingo Takatsu you’d be right. The SOX still had to go through the Dustin Hermanson era before getting to Bad Bobby Jenks and the incredible run he had. Ozzie can pull the trigger and go to someone else – Thorton, MacDougal and the SOX have a wealth of power arms in the organization so they can afford to move up pitchers in their bullpen. The cubs don’t really have the luxury of moving guys up. Don’t get me wrong, Howry may be better (and definitely more seasoned) than most of the guys in the SOX pen, but if he becomes the closer there are problems with moving guys up in the bullpen. No question that Lou can pull the trigger but what do you do when there is no one to call on next?